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Post by TAKERU AMAKANE on Jul 16, 2010 2:43:47 GMT -5
SPOOF THREAD ALERT
enter at own risk
TAKERU fear is only in our minds, taking over all the time
 you know you live to break me, don't deny
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It was a dark and spooky night at the Belvedere city. Takeru was sitting in his dorm room, bored out of his ever-loving mind for hours. It was then, as if out of nowhere, that it dawned on him to go to the Belvedere Graveyard. Why you might ask? Because he fucking felt like it.
When he finally got to the graveyard Takeru looked around until he saw a large sign that said Whittmore Mausoleum. "Golly gee willikurs I think I'll explore!" he said as he did a little fist pump and headed inside. This night was sure to be filled with wonder and amazingness.
 [/blockquote][/blockquote] OOC Rating: R Notes: This is what happens when KT and Matt are up late on MSN Reservations: KT, Kiera, and myself Outfit: HE'S WEARING THIS AND ONLY THIS[/color] |
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Post by CHAVELLE ARMENTROUT on Jul 16, 2010 2:49:51 GMT -5
Chev was randomly walking around the cemetery because that's what the creepy bitch did in her spare time: walked. Not to the cemetery, although she thought that'd be a pretty hot place to get laid once. No idea why, since that creeps her creator the fuck out. Anyway, back to the post...
She was walking along the side of the fence to the graveyard when she saw-- "DICKLESS!" she said, cracking the silence of the deadplace. She frowned a little as he went in anyway, ignoring. She huffed, then walked in after him, smirking. If she jumped him... maybe that'd get him back for ignoring her? She followed him into the mausoleum, ignoring the creeking of the old, wooden door. (haha, wood) She poked him on the shoulder. "Hey, Dickless. You were ignoringggg meeee" She giggled a little and then imitated a pout, crossing her arms. "What the fuck are we doing here anyway?"
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Post by TAKERU AMAKANE on Jul 16, 2010 2:58:51 GMT -5
TAKERU fear is only in our minds, taking over all the time
you know you live to break me, don't deny
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Takeru was shocked by the sound of another voice, and was both appalled and disturbed by being called "DICKLESS." After all, he had a dick, otherwise he would be a "madam" instead of a "sir". Nonetheless he recognized the slutty girl in front of him as Chev, as she was called by her friends.
"Oh, pardon me, kind slut. I was not intending to be oh so rude in ignoring you. You see, I have this rare condition; I'm deaf when I feel like it." It was very true. Ever since Takeru had turned thirteen he had this horrible condition. His mother had tried to beat it out of him, but he only enjoyed that. OHOHO~
[/blockquote][/blockquote] OOC Rating: R Notes: This is what happens when KT and Matt are up late on MSN Reservations: KT, Kiera, and myself Outfit: HE'S WEARING THIS AND ONLY THIS[/color] |
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Post by CHAVELLE ARMENTROUT on Jul 16, 2010 3:12:46 GMT -5
"Excuse you. Hmph, I was just kidding,' she said, crossing her arms tighter across her bussom. Yes, it's now spelled that way, folks, and the bitch don't care. Anyway, she smiled despite his angry tone and flicked her hair off her shoulder. "Do you usually come out to the graveyard like this?" She asked curiously, because if she wasn't curious she wouldn't have asked.
"Fucking cat stop raping my laptop," she murmured under her breath and then added, "Do you know anyone who died here? Or.. was buried here?" She looked around the place for a moment, seriously thinking it needed a decorating job before she ever tried to get fucked here. Seriously. That would be disgusting.. and she was talking about the dirt, not the dead bodies laying around. Necrophiliaaaaaaa
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Post by TAKERU AMAKANE on Jul 16, 2010 3:21:00 GMT -5
TAKERU fear is only in our minds, taking over all the time
you know you live to break me, don't deny
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Takeru could have sworn that he had heard Chev say something about a cat raping a laptop, but he was too busy smelling the popcorn that his creator's brother was making in the other room to care. He saw her continue to cross her arms over her chest and pout.
"Hey, I'm only joking with ya'. I came down here cause I was bored out of my mind and thought it would be a fun thing to do." He wasn't lying. Staying in that dorm room while his room mate imitated sweedish porn was not a fun thing to do. Takeru looked around at the bones and skulls carved into stone and thought, "Architects must've been emoooooo."
[/blockquote][/blockquote] OOC Rating: R Notes: This is what happens when KT and Matt are up late on MSN Reservations: KT, Kiera, and myself Outfit: HE'S WEARING THIS AND ONLY THIS[/color] |
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Post by CHAVELLE ARMENTROUT on Jul 16, 2010 3:26:54 GMT -5
"Oh, okay. 'Cause I was gonna say.. that would've earned you the BALLLESS title." Chev smiled and giggled a little more at the three l's in that funny word. She sighed softly as she inspected the catacombs around them, breathing in the stale air combined with the cat hair that was floating around KT's face because the fucking cat was now raping her instead of her laptop.
"Needs some color, huh?" She laughed softly, looking over at the pile of bones Dickless was looking over. Haha, bones. You spelled "penis" wrong. Her giggles corrupted the silence once more, and Chev covered her mouth with a hand to stifle them. "Are we just gonna stand here or what?" She took a few steps towards the stairs -- 'cause it totally has stairs -- and then twirled her skirt a little. "Or would you fancy a fuck?" -wink-
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Post by TAKERU AMAKANE on Jul 16, 2010 3:34:56 GMT -5
TAKERU fear is only in our minds, taking over all the time
you know you live to break me, don't deny
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If it were up to Takeru's seventeen year old hormones he'd have taken Chev up on that offer. But due to his creator not wanting to imagine Takeru having sex, he's gonna go all Edward Cullen and wait until he's married. Then he's gonna trash the bedroom with pasionate (as it is now newly spelled bitches) violent sex. Oh eyah, I went there.
He stared as Chev danced around the magically appearing stairs before deciding to speak. "No thank you. I was raised to believe that if I have sex before I'm married my penis will combust and I'll die a slow, painful death by blood loss." Way to attract the ladies, he thought.
[/blockquote][/blockquote] OOC Rating: R Notes: It just keeps getting better and better xD Reservations: KT, Kiera, and myself Outfit: HE'S WEARING THIS AND ONLY THIS[/color] |
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Post by CHAVELLE ARMENTROUT on Jul 16, 2010 3:41:53 GMT -5
"Your dick will explode...?" She blinked at him for a moment, then a sick smile spread across her lips. "I've never seen a dick explode before. Would it be like a..firecracker explosion with pretty lights or just some weirdass firework thing one of Ben's friends made up out of hand sanitizer?" She paused, chewing over the thought that she had NO idea who Ben was, or hwo you could blow up hand sanitizer....or a dick for that matter. But whatever. She brushed off the thought, as well as her hair off her shoulder. As in flicking it. Not as in she had hairy shoulders. Ew.
Growing hair n weird parts of your body: so easy a caveman could do it HARD HAR
Chev giggled at her creator's fail of mock laughing and then hummed softly. "Fine. You'll just have to fuck me later after I threaten to jump off a cliff becuse I can't live without you. Or that best boy..." She coughed. "BEST, sorry-- dammit, BEAST, god, sorry. So much cat hair, and ass. in. face." She almost died from laughter, having no idea what the hell she just said. Andshe started to crave crabs. Whether that had anything do to with Takeru not willing to have sex with her because hew anted his dick to rot off or not explode, she had no idea, but crabs sounds freaking amazing right now.
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Post by TAKERU AMAKANE on Jul 16, 2010 3:53:09 GMT -5
TAKERU fear is only in our minds, taking over all the time
you know you live to break me, don't deny
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”Yeah, I don’t really understand it but that’s what people have been telling me since the sday, sorry, DAY, I was born. “ Takeru had hoped that that would have been a bgood enough eanswer. He had wondered who thi s Ben person was and why the fuck they would light hand santitizer, as it was now spelled, on fire. What a dumbshyt. He wastched as Cheve vflicked hair off of her soulder with a shhhhhh sound at the beginning.
And why was she screaming beast? And who’s hairy ass was in her face, the invisible hairy ghost?! That was just plan stu-crazy. But then Takeru started to want bacon. He had no idea why, but he wanted to try a new beverage with bacon flavoring. Because he was fking cool like that. Yeah.
[/blockquote][/blockquote] OOC Rating: R Notes: It just keeps getting better and better xD Reservations: KT, Kiera, and myself Outfit: HE'S WEARING THIS AND ONLY THIS[/color] |
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Post by CHAVELLE ARMENTROUT on Jul 16, 2010 4:01:03 GMT -5
She blinked again. "A doctor told you you were dick was gonn afall off? FUCKING. CAT. MESSING UP MY ALREADY BAD-" She coughed, at hte random tourette's attack indced by felines. "Sorry. I forgote my medication." She giggle for the millionth time and glared at all the typos in this post. She also hoped to God tha tMatt could read this cause this would make it pretty pointless.. .like Takeru's dick falling off considering he doesn't have one like Alan Rickman in Dogma. Chavelle suddenly had the desire to watch taht movie, but it was kind of impossible because the dumbshits that bough the mausoleum didn't input cable in the thing. I wonder why.
She smiled softly anyway, twirilgn slightly in her stance. "So are we gonna go or what? I wanna go see some dead guys!" She did the yayhands emote stance, her hands raising up above her head. THen she though thtat was a lot like the Caramelldansen or however thats spelled and imitated it for a few beats. "Do you know that dance? I love to dance." She lawled some more before realizeing any member that reads this thread is going to think their admins are incredibly stupid.
"Well they can suck my PINGAS." She said randomly again.
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Post by TAKERU AMAKANE on Jul 16, 2010 4:12:44 GMT -5
TAKERU fear is only in our minds, taking over all the time
you know you live to break me, don't deny
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Wow, this bitch usre was shouting out a bunch of random shit tonight. Maybe she should see a doctor about that problem. It would bprobably help her out a lot in liefe. "Hey, this is totally unrelated to our subject that we were discussing earlier in this creepy dark crypt, butwould you like to see some dead bodies?!" Takeur suddenlty shoulted loudly as he started to go down the fleight of stariews.
And then his creator practiceally sdies from how horrible his typing skills are and thingks about houw broccoli is fuckign discugsting. Yeah. Fuckyah'll.
[/blockquote][/blockquote] OOC Rating: R Notes: It just keeps getting better and better xD Reservations: KT, Kiera, and myself Outfit: HE'S WEARING THIS AND ONLY THIS[/color] |
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Post by CHAVELLE ARMENTROUT on Jul 16, 2010 4:21:15 GMT -5
Chev nodded furiouslyas her Tourette's suddenly began to get worse and worse as the con cat continued to molest her creator during her posts. It was really pissing her off and affecting her muse. Anyway, she beamed and spun in place, following Takeru to the stariews carefully. "I feel like we're in National Tresutre, except we need to have Deestray in place of nicolas cage because he's an ugly fuckbitch." She nodded again imitateding a bobble head. "Actually, I wish we could take Nate too because he's th ehtoter one.... but whatever. H-O-T-T-E-R. Hotter one. YEAH. "
She denied the caps lock in the sentence as she skittered past Takeru and make her way down the stairs. 'I do wanna see some dead people. I wanna see they are zombies, too. 'Caus ethat'd be aweosme." She didnt stop to think how awesomeful it woudl be f there happened ot BE zombies down there, even though KT thinks that'd be a totally awesome idae. Anyway, she skidaddled down the stairdaddles careful not to slip and fall on ehr ass. "Have you ever seen a dead body, Tak-- dickless?" She giggled faintly, hands sliding down the banister and wanting a cold clsss of milk. Glass. As in... Glistening ass.
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Post by TAKERU AMAKANE on Jul 16, 2010 4:34:18 GMT -5
TAKERU fear is only in our minds, taking over all the time
you know you live to break me, don't deny
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”YES! We totally should doa nationatl traestures type event, it woult be dicki....K-I-C-K, NOT DICKI, ASS. Who's Deestrey? its he some awesome dude from youtube?" Taeru really did know who Destrey was, he was sjust being a stupid little prickw. Wo this post is becomming horrible.
Then all of a suden ad they got down tin the bottom layer a zombee powpped out and went all RAWRRRRRR! So natureally takeru started to scraem. "WE ARE SO BONESD....BONED." He ignored the bold coding that appeardeed twhenever he talked.
[/blockquote][/blockquote] OOC Rating: R Notes: THIS IS JUST SILLY. XDDDDDDD Reservations: KT, Kiera, and myself Outfit: HE'S WEARING THIS AND ONLY THIS[/color] |
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